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Five Minutes - Whether she just needs to find her keys or she's getting dressed from scratch from shower to shoes, it's always "give me five minutes."
Fine - When you hear this word, it's over. You are determined not to be correct and it's time for you to stop talking and move on to something else.
Nothing - Ok, you didn't take the hint above and she's stopped talking. What's wrong? Nothing. Surely something is wrong, you're acting funny. No, nothing is wrong. Next time shut up when she said Fine! Fine and nothing can be interchangeable.
Sigh - No, this isn't really a word like the others but it carries meaning nonetheless. When you hear "the sigh" the conversation is going nowhere. She's bored with it and probably with you. She's not going to tell you what's wrong because you should already know. If you really loved her, you'd know.
Right - When she says this, know that you are far from right - nearly all the way to wrong in her opinion. She's agreeing with you just so she can get on with what she was doing before all this started.
It's OK - Spoken by a true martyr. She's endured whatever it is and it's all your fault and she's got her Joan of Arc face on. Know that you will pay for whatever it is that is OK.
Whatever - It's what nice women say instead of "fuck off".
Never mind, I got it - This is a very dangerous statement and one that should leave you shaking in your shoes. She's asked you at least once to do something and it was probably a very small thing - like help bring in the groceries or pick up your underwear and you ignored her request and kept on doing whatever it is that you do when she's doing all the chores. You will pay, trust me on that.
Did you have to do that? - She's thinking that surely you were raised by farm animals when you fart in her general direction. The ONLY correct response is, "sorry dear," because anything else will end up with "what's wrong?" to which she'll reply, "nothing," and we know the conversation will end with "fine!"
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