Effective Tagalog Pick-up Lines??

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Maganda ka. Pogi ako. Tayo na! (if ur serious wag to pls!)
Wag ka ngang ngumiti. Nai-inlab lang ako sayo eh. (pang high skul masyado!)
Pahiram notes. (nyahaha! dami kya gamit n2! mga walang assignment palagi)
Nagpapa-cute ka ba? Ume-epek kase eh. (mas mabuti kugn reverse)
Sh*t! Umuulan!! Wala akong payong. (whatchatink?!)
Di ba classmate kita sa Physics 72.1? (umm.. kung wala ka nmn subject na gnyan, baguhin mo tol!)
Bakit ngayon ka lang? (pang duet lng to tol!)
Nag-lunch ka na ba? (this very effective! or nag-merienda k n b? or samahan mo nman ako!)
Sabay tayo! (do this regularly tapos wag ka pakita isang araw, u'll find out kung mamiss kanya, yuck!)
Napanood mo na ba yung Red Diaries? Wala kase akong kasama eh. (this is stupid!)
May groupmate ka na ba? (more stupid)
C.R. tayo? (para lng to sa mga bading!)
Excuse me, what's the time? (sabay hawak sa wrist...ala-Craig David) -- sabi ng tito ko pag di daw pumalag, halikan mo na! hehehe
May nakaupo ba dyan? Patabi naman. (mas mganda wla nang paa-paalam!)
Pwede ka ba? (pang pokpok!)
Pauwi ka na ba? Pasabay naman. (mas ok 'to kung may tsekots)
Apply ka na. Masaya sa org namen. (dapat effective yung approach!)
Tumambay ka naman, gago! (huh?!)
Talaga, wala ka pang boyfriend? Ako na lang! (nyeek! try mo nga!)
Inday, paki linis naman ng kwarto ko mamyang gabi. (kung type mo atchay nyo)
Should we talk now or should we just keep staring at each other? (bagay to kung nsa bar ka...)
I don't usually do this (approaching strangers), but i'd rather take the risk than to live the rest of my life wondering what if... (sounds family!)
Syet! Ang ganda mo!!
Would you like me to buy you some kwek-kwek? (hehehe!)
Excuse me miss. Pwede ba kitang mayayang mag-Quickly? Ayaw mo? Eh, kung canton na lang?
Miss, bukas zipper mo. (better yet, gusto mo izip ko pra syo?) tOink!
I like you...pramis!
Mahal kita. (enough said!)
Sx tayo?! (dOuble tOink!!!)
do u have a name, or shal i call u mine? (cute to kahit corny)
so, r u free friday nyt? (tapos?! dapat may plans ka na!)
wats ur email add? may papadala akng magandang joke sa yo
excuse me do u have a map...i got lost in ur eyes..
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
F*ck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? (triple tOink!!! hehehe)
Sx is a killer...want to die happy? (tOink! tOink!)
My name's -----. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later. (BASTOS!) =>> bastos tlga!
Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.
Can I borrow 5 pesos? Because my mom told me to call home when I fell in love. (ahh..depende kung san ka..sa manila, 7.50 ang minimum!)
What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin -- me.
Are your legs tired? Because you been running through my mind ALL day long.
Are you lost? Because it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.
What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.
Can I see that label? I just wanted to know if you were made in heaven.
Could I get some directions? ("To where?") To your heart.
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
Me lisensya ba yung face mo? Deadly weapon kasi, eh.
Daya mo. No one has a right to be as cute as you are
MAGKANO KA BA????????!! (The most Electrifying line!!!) => ano?! pokpok?!
Are your parents Greek??.. coz you look like a goddess!!! (very effective! hehehe..)

Readers have left 45 comments.

1. clarence

. . .hay,,,gnda po ng mGa pick up lines nYo....gWa pa poh kaU,,,

Posted 2009-03-17 17:33:43

2. mayohrhes

some of the pick up linesare really funny.,

and some are really great.,

although there''s corny thing about it, it's all about "chuvachuchu" >--,<

Posted 2009-03-20 07:16:02

3. jesa

hekhek
kamustah
naman yang
mga pick uop lines na
yan...
harhar
luma nahh

hekhek
astigin parin ahhh....

corny but funny..

kakalerke

medyo mataas lang ng kunti ang libido sa katawn nang gumawa nito..

do more...

please

Posted 2009-03-23 12:02:08

4. bryan

oo nga ganda gawa pa kau un mejo nkakagago nmn ^^

Posted 2009-03-24 19:42:38

5. dykstar

nice i lab it :D

Posted 2009-04-10 23:39:43

6. adikzayoh

eto isa png pick up line. "hey babe, you know what, if ur a booger, ill pick u first."

Posted 2009-04-11 00:45:01

7. chArmz :]

whew! effect!

Posted 2009-04-26 19:12:28

8. alone

Are you lost? Because it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
tagalugin ko lang =

naliligaw ka ba?
o gusto mong ligawan kita..

haha biglang naiba ^^,

Posted 2009-04-28 01:40:28

9. Guest

miss, baril ka ba? patira naman dyan ok,, kahit isang putok lang...

yeah boi.. (toink toink)

Posted 2009-04-29 19:44:10

10. Guest

ganda pick up lines na yan wha...

hahaha!

mga banat nyo!
hahaha

Posted 2009-08-30 10:59:40

11. Guest

ang pangit!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted 2009-09-01 18:02:05

12. baby bhem

sana t-shirt ka nalang ..

pra pde kitang isukat kung bagay ka sakin ..

GANYAN DPAT !! xD

Posted 2009-09-03 09:51:31

13. Guest

wla2 korni!!?hahaha_!!

dapt gnito!!

mis lam mu pra kng karne ng baboy

Kz lkas ng kapit mu sa puso ko eh!!!

hehehe

Posted 2009-09-07 00:56:26

14. CHELLE :]

B A N A T para sa mga EX..

" Ang love cuu sayo parang LADY'S CHOiiCE "

.. isipin mo na lang merun pa. "

-- ahaha!! :))

Posted 2009-09-28 10:38:34

15. icebuko

eto pa mga pick up lines.....

gusto mong siomai?
bkit?para saan?
coz i wanna siomai love to you

et0 pa....
pagod ka na ba?
bkit? saan?
dahil kanina ka pa tumatakbo sa isipan ko....

hahaha XD

Posted 2009-10-01 17:04:02

16. tracy

hahakx..

Corny but nakakakilig..

naaalala ko ex ko na mhlig magapply ng corny but sweet pick-up-lines..

harhar..XD

Posted 2009-10-02 12:53:26

17. frozen_sword

gus2 mong siomai?..e hoppia?.
bkt? para san?...
coz i juz want to siomai Love, And Hoppia Love me to.

Posted 2009-10-07 23:44:02

18. chiqkmagnet

cOry nMan
e2 bGo aAnhin pah ang gravity kung lgi nman ako nah huhulog sau yan ang bnat...ahhhhhh

Posted 2009-10-12 19:08:01

19. mehj_disiotso

wheeheheh..
astigzzz...my syd coment tlga iihhh..!!!
hehe

inidoro kb??

para kc kong taeng nahuhulog xeo ehh...

eewww..yucknez peo my laman..haha

Posted 2009-10-18 00:49:53

20. KiMY :]

eto pa .

" ayaw ko na saken , ayaw ko na saken !

puede sa'yo nalang ako ?"

* beeba :)

Posted 2009-10-18 02:09:01

21. aNqELiCa

.. ' anq cornie dapat ganto ..

Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola??
*** ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko..

3. Uy picture tayo!!
*** para ma-develop tayo!!

4. Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot
ba kita??
*** hinde, para lagi kita mamimiss..

5. Can i take your picture??
*** coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for christmas!!

6. Exam ka ba??
*** gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!!

7. Lecture mo ba ako??
*** lab kasi kita..

8. Centrum ka ba??
*** kasi you make my life complete!!

9. Miss pwede ba kita maging driver??
*** para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..

10. Mahilig ka ba sa asukal??
*** ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo..

11. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard??
*** kasi type kita..

12. I hate to say this but... You are like my
underwear..
*** coz i can't last a day without you!!

13. Ibibili kita ng salbabida..
*** kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko..

14. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar??
*** single kasi ako eh..

15.Me lisensya ka ba??
*** coz you're driving me crazy eh..

16. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo??
*** may sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko,
humihinto ang oras ko..

17. Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh??
hahaha! May alam ka pa bang iba?? Wala na akong
maisip eh..
*** coz all i ever think of is you..

18. I'm a bee..
*** can you be my honey??

19. Nakakatakot diba ang multo??
*** pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay
ko..

20. Am i a bad shooter??
*** coz i keep on missing you..

21. May lahi ka bang aswang??
*** ang pangit mo kasi eh..

22. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight??
*** O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??

23. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh??
*** kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo
mo na agad..

24. Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary??
*** because you give meaning to my life..

25. Bangin ka ba??
*** nahuhulog kasi ako sa'yo..

26. Pustiso ka ba??
*** kasi, can't smile without you..

27. Pagod na pagod ka na noh??
*** maghapon at magdamag kana kasing tumatakbo sa
isipan ko eh..

28. Me butas ba puso mo??
*** kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can't find my way
out!!

29. Anung height mo??
*** ha?? pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko..

30. Hey, did you fart??
*** coz you blew me away!!

31. Sana "T" na lang ako..
*** para i'm always right next to "U"

32. Are you Jamaican??
*** kasi Ja-maican me crazy!!

33. Nde tayo tao..Nde tayo hayop.BAGAY tayo.BAGAY
tlga tayo.

Posted 2009-10-18 21:52:18

22. Guest

mga walang ganba posts nyu e2 panalo

table of contents kb ??

ikaw kc topic ng bawat pahina ng buahy ko ...

yieeehh ..
subrang keso ..

Posted 2009-10-18 22:27:35

23. ceventiin

ang CORNY !

PeRU kakiLiq dn

waLa nah bUh BAGU jan >?

Posted 2009-10-25 09:06:05

24. karasumaru

sna sementeryo nlng ako para blang araw mapaskin katawan at kaluluwa mo

Posted 2009-11-04 10:54:07

25. mr, cupido

hahaha astig ng mga banat nyu meron dn aq dto

-hnd kb nalulungkot
kc ng iisa k lng s puso q eh

-kamuka mu X q pero ms kamuka mu ung future q

-sana holdaper kna lng pra ibbgy q lht wg mu lng aqng ssktn
-shade kb?
pngddlim mu kc paningn q eh

-my dadalawn kbng pty nyu??
aq n lng dalawin mu pty n pty nman aq sau ehh

-sna sementeryo n lng aq
pra balang arw mapaskn ang ktwn mu

-sna fishbol kna lng
kc iwant 2 stick wid u eh

-ate bute d k nabibinge??
kc ikw ang lgng cncgw ng puso aq
-baril kb?
patira nmn

-my kandla kb jan?
ititirk q lng s puso qng pty n pty sau

-ibbgy q SSS q pati philhealth q bstah skn ang PG-IBIG mu ha

-

Posted 2009-11-04 18:18:28

26. mharvin rivera

parang lumiit ka??
kc nasa isip lang kita
ngayun!!
nasa puso na kita!!!!!!!!!

Posted 2009-11-04 18:33:44

27. o7

e2 asteeg !

pag laki ko gux2 ko maging ...

xau ..:)

e2 p isa ! ..

alam mo npka ganda mo , mabait , athletic , cute .....alam mo kung anu n lng kulang sau ???

ako ..:)

Posted 2009-11-04 20:43:33

28. Guest

sana keychain ako kc u hold the keys to my heart

Posted 2009-11-06 23:20:48

29. Guest

korny nyo lhat..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted 2009-11-09 03:21:02

30. chaui

hahah..ang cute...

Posted 2009-11-13 10:26:09

31. purplestar

haha

haizt nku...

cute naman tlga

ung mga epal jan

wag nga kaung paganda

bka

nga

mas corni pa kau eh

shit...dagdagn nyo pa

..........hehehehe

Posted 2009-11-14 18:25:30

32. Guest Rjay-14

hmm,, ganda gawa
PAh kAu AH 2 pla banat koH_+

susi kba?
kaw kz nag bukas ng puso ko eh! ohh chezzzyy db ehehx_~

Posted 2009-11-19 15:59:44

33. chhuby :)

ang cute nmn hahha :) saya :)

Posted 2009-12-09 20:02:41

34. humongoloid

corny nman ng pickup lines nyo

eto akin.

BAHA ka ba?

handa kasi kitang lusungin madama ka lamang..

Posted 2009-12-19 16:31:10

35. Guest

uunnn ohh..npkaluupeett ng mga banat nio...ehehe..

Posted 2009-12-23 16:46:19

36. JON2X NG BULACAN

BATO KA BA KAC D MO PA AKO BINABATO TINAMAAN NA AKO SAU

Posted 2009-12-27 21:10:22

37. majo

dpat puh gan2

ang bobo mmuh

masasani muh bang bobo ko kung ikaw naman lagi ang laman ng utak kuh.....

Posted 2009-12-29 14:37:07

38. jan

dahil sa pickupline snagot ako nang girlfriend ko,...astig

Posted 2010-01-02 20:32:53

39. Guest

anlupet...,
make more,,,

Posted 2010-01-03 15:44:32

40. Jaze_25(",)

mOre pLease. .

Posted 2010-01-09 13:00:24

41. Poochoy

tatanga nyo
tikman nyo to

PARA KANG PINTUAN SARAP MO PASUKIN AT LABASAN

eto pa

GANDA NMAN NG LEGS MO ANU ORAS MG BUBUKAS YAN?

Posted 2010-01-10 01:22:43

42. pau_05

wala bang bago jan na pick up lines.....hahahah corny pero ka kilig sobraa...kaso lahat yan narinig ko na sa bf ko sa phone eh....haahahahahahaha

Posted 2010-01-16 22:13:22

43. nhelly boi

buni ka ba?
bat ang kati mo>>>
sampal ang aabutin mo...

Posted 2010-01-18 15:28:23

44. Guest

wow pashare,,

"miss,miss,dyip kba?
Pasakay nman kahit hanggang labasan lang."

heheh,,

my favorite

"Are you an Angel?
Cause you look like one."

Miss you! Annielyn!

Posted 2010-03-02 19:58:23

45. Guest

asO ka bah?

r.bii!

kAninA kah pAH kazxi hAbOL ng hAbOL sakin eh!

yUn nga lang tuLO lawai pah!

'+-+=

Posted 2010-03-04 19:33:08

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