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Marrying a Computer Professional |
Conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software Engineer.
Husband: (Returning late from work)".Good evening dear, I'm now logged in."
Wife: Have you brought the grocery?
Husband: Bad command or filename.
Wife: But I told you in the Morning
Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?
Wife: What about my new T.V.?
Husband: Variable not found...
Wife: At least, give me your credit card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing violation. Access denied...
Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband: Too many parameters...
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.
Wife: You are a useless nut.
Husband: It's by Default.
Wife: What about your Salary?
Husband: File in use... Try after some time.
Wife: What is my value in the family?
Husband: Unknown Virus
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